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Weather Demotivational Poster


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm

PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather

TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas

SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat

TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am
actualy it's hotter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm
Game over man!

~ HOT WEATHER ~ - "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." ~ Jane Austen ~


TAGS: safe weather sea ships
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster


TAGS: f u c k cold weather
Rating: 3.91/5

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rerun - January 7, 2010, 9:25 pm

the school system here is stupid. Ice and we are open, coldest day in 13 years,,,,scared and closed
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 9:15 pm
they cancel school here when it drops below -40
rerun - January 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

they cancelled school here today because it was 25 degrees and DRY
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thats why i live in so cal cuz we skip the shitty seasons
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 7:27 pm
they cancelled school here today for 4 inches of snow. Ridiculous
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 7:26 pm
If you're used to it, and it's a regular winter, it's not bad. but temps like that are what made me move to the south. I hate that kind of cold.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 7:19 pm
its currently -30 plus a wind chill. i know all aboot cold
CpnKangaroo - January 7, 2010, 6:59 pm
winter would be like sex with margaret thatcher. It's very cold, you want it over with quickly, and you'll find it to be very barren
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 6:48 pm
winter is great
Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
To the ski-fields with you!

21st Century Weather -

JOSEPH KONY - Is not Carl Weathers from Predator.


TAGS: weather
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:06 pm
So SHE'S the one responsible for global warming???
mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:24 pm
Concern, you have once again made me choke on my coffee! 5 choking coffee sprayed lions!


TAGS: weather
Rating: 4.73/5

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Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:36 am
Cap-lock key. It's a thing.

UFO'S - They don't exist?

TAGS: usa intelligence ufo s weather
Rating: 2.8/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm
A sense of humour: - January 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
get one.

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - You'll have to learn Spanish, the drivers sucks, traffic is horrendous, people are mean, crime is high and urban blight ubiquitous... but this never, ever happens.

TAGS: winter weather ice snow storm car frozen
Rating: 2.77/5

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Who FARTED!!! - October 19, 2009, 7:58 am
We got the bomb ass tacos in Califas too.
reason - September 23, 2009, 4:58 pm
nah its not a joke. but up in the northeast you wont have to deal with tsunamis, earthquakes, forest fires, flooding ect. the asshole drives and people yea they are here too. spanish is not necessary but is becoming helpful to know
familyghost - May 22, 2009, 11:28 am
That is just awesome. I wonder if it was a practical joke.

More Accurate Than CNN -

TAGS: weather prognostication for dummies
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 8, 2014, 8:40 am
Tnx. Will do. That's exactly how my dog went nuts...name was 'Stay'. Come here, Stay!
GaryO - October 8, 2014, 8:27 am
Decent poster. Welcome. Now, just scoot on over to the forum and shop around, then poke yer nose into the Poster Evolution thread. Sit, stay.

THE WEATHER CHANNEL - It's like Hooters meets science

TAGS: weather tesch abrams larosa egger
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 4:32 pm
There’s really no need to have someone physically pointing out the weather where you live. Either way, I don’t care for the weather, and if I watch it, couldn’t tell you what the forecast is for the rest of the week. 5L


RAINY DAYS - Beware of Ninjas

SUICIDE - If you plan to kill yourself, try to come up with something original


TAGS: phil fans movie forecast weather cult club punxsutawney
Rating: 2.92/5

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Scorpio7 - February 2, 2009, 11:30 am
The little SOB saw his shadow today, so we have six more fucking weeks of this current shit...

Wiarton Willie -

TAGS: groundhog shadow weather prediction murder
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 12:13 pm

-22 here in beautiful downtown Cheyenne this morning. 10" of snow on the ground and more expected. And I'm cooking red and green chili for 500 for Friday night (charity event).
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:39 am
-20?!?!? In the words of Lewis Black, “That is not weather - that's an emergency condition!" With all due respect that is the only reason I don't want to move to Canada. The wife would mind, but I've got Mediterranean blood coursing through my veins.
MissPriss - February 4, 2014, 2:06 am
Hate...that's such a strong word. I don't hate ya, but I'd be watching your sunburnt back if I were you...teehee.
vulture - February 3, 2014, 4:53 pm
Well, that's the opposite of what we have here: 24C degrees.Just over 75F for those who prefer 'old money'.... Sun shining. Gentle breeze. (Ya hate me now, don'tcha?)
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 7:51 pm
You lucky dog...-20c or something here!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:47 pm
Winter? What's this winter you speak of? Lol. It's FINALLY raining in California. Hopefully, it'll do some good.


MOTIFAKE WEATHER REPORT - Hot and Sticky with High Temperatures and Wet Conditions throughout the Day and Evening Hours....

FISRT ZOMBIES NOW THIS? - Where is global warming when you need it?!

TAGS: weather snow government conspiracy
Rating: 4.67/5

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newkevind52 - March 26, 2012, 6:40 pm
Haha I'm not terrible at spelling, I just didnt have time and didn't notice it.
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:09 am
if you're terrible at spelling the best browser to use is firefox cause it has a spell check feture curently i'm at schol and the only have internet explorer so that's why i'm a fan of firefox
rerun - March 23, 2012, 7:41 pm

when you approve stuff during lunch hour, or 3 am things get missed.
newkevind52 - March 23, 2012, 5:55 pm
Well, when your in school and have limited time... You will make a mistake or two here and there.
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:53 pm
(carebear BANNED)
MPsniper - March 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
do the moderators spell check? does ANYONE know how to spell? ANYONE?

LOGIC - Australia's Strongest Weapon

TAGS: logic weather prediction australia
Rating: 3.93/5

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pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 9:04 pm
pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 9:04 pm
This is soooo Aussie
GSJ21 - May 18, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is it? I couldn't tell
freestyler - May 18, 2010, 4:09 pm
String is white.

YOUR LOCAL NEWS CHANNEL - The only place you will find a weather boner.



WEATHER BABES - why you spend five minutes watching someone tell you what you could read online in 30 seconds?

TAGS: weather babe meteorologist
Rating: 4.71/5

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Chrysophase2003 - August 3, 2012, 4:43 pm
Same as the weatherbabes.
vilnius - July 1, 2012, 8:14 am
Roker's been around before everyone had internet and weather apps on their smart phones
Chrysophase2003 - June 30, 2012, 6:23 pm
Al Roker never had that problem, and he was twice as big at his fattest.
Chrysophase2003 - June 30, 2012, 6:22 pm
I hate it when the weatherbabes get knocked up and so big you can't see the screen behind them.
rerun - June 29, 2012, 8:37 pm

why? where you are only has one season. AcidRain year round (sorry, I couldn't resist)
maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 5:59 pm
It's Fun !
AcidRain - June 29, 2012, 5:49 pm
My area needs to get with the program and have weather babes.

Tornado Hunters -


TAGS: weather
Rating: 2.5/5

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boneheaddave - October 5, 2009, 1:17 am
Yes, Stephanie B is afraid of snow and ice in Wichita...

GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.

TAGS: lara lewington weather global warming rnr babe
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sexymcfinkersonjew - November 23, 2008, 4:20 pm
You mean there's a woman under all that makeup?

PAPILIO TEMPESTAE - The Quantum Weather Butterfly responsible for all the freak weather. (it has nothing to do with global climate change)

TAGS: quantum weather butterfly papilio tempestae rnr global warming climate change
Rating: 1.5/5

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speedracer22 - January 10, 2012, 8:55 pm
F ake A nd G ay


TAGS: strength weather wise time island
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:31 pm

Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:31 pm

hmmmm....yes i thought so
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
For the record yes that is Ko Tapu from "The Man with the Golden Gun"


the Sound of Silence -

TAGS: simon garfunkel rain weather silence no raindrops on my window
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:48 pm
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2014, 3:23 am
A Californian.

California Winter -

WHEN CANADIANS GET UGLY - Never ever tick off a Canadian enough to invoke a violent protest!

TAGS: weather protest canada
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 4:10 pm
From one cold ugly person to someone who knows sheet aboot Canadians...we do and we like it that way. Thank you. Come again.
christabel - February 20, 2014, 8:47 am
and theyre always ugly.... like all cold people...
christabel - February 20, 2014, 8:46 am
don't they all live in igloos? and dress like lumber-jacks?
spacedog - March 24, 2013, 7:23 pm
For you Missy, no problemo. Canadians are where the term stormtrooper first came from, and not the useless ones in Star Wars. Once you get them going they'll give you an "aboot" in the a$$.
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 4:33 pm
Give us a hand eh?
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:14 pm
Heh, or we'll politely ask you to stop.

GO GREEN - Screw Umbrellas, Think Inside The Box

TAGS: rain umbrellas box weather
Rating: 4.5/5

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MercilesSinner - June 24, 2012, 8:55 am
Ha! Thinking outside the box is hazardous to your health...


TAGS: sunrise photo shoot cold weather
Rating: 4.25/5

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ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 3:04 pm
So much for getbent
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:00 pm
he was up past his bedtime in Manilla anyway
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:49 pm
YAY. Couple warning shots but you got your sights sighted in on the lil bastard huh Grey. Nice shootin Tex.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:48 pm
him just got a time out for a little self reflection
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:46 pm
getlost getreal
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
last chance getreal, slow your negative roll
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:37 pm
you have the humor of a child

PEDESTALS - We can achiev...AMEN! Change is poss...AMEN! America will s...AMEN! -looks over his shoulder- Can I finish my...AMEN!

TAGS: august challenge obama how s the weather up there
Rating: 3.63/5

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LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:24 am
You could try the sync tool...I also keep seeing the user name in the multiview, but not in the single poster view...5 Lions though on this - EXCELLENT!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:03 pm
Absolutely. There *does* seem to be a glitch with your posters and credit, Spacedog. Punched up your name and it came back with all the anonymous posters last night. Came up the second time okay, but without your handle on 'em.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:00 pm
Well done, indeed.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 10:50 pm
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 10:50 pm
Thanks MO. I was trying to avoid political and comment on "cult of personality". My 2nd poster in a row to go anonymous, and I know I filled in the blank.
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:02 pm
I usually don't...AMEN! Hate politifakes..AMEN!! But this one is kinda....would you quit that already!!!! funny...don't even think aboot it!!! *amen!*

TODAY'S WEATHER - Up in Chicago were it is only 21 degrees. I predict there will be a lot of guys taking off my sweater in their minds.

TAGS: today weather jackie guerrido babe
Rating: 2.87/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:27 pm
SOMEONE shouldn't be allowed near their Bedazzler!

"Trumang!!! -

Heat Index -

TAGS: satan wants his weather back
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:51 am
Excellent, UP yours
Silverheart - July 30, 2017, 8:52 am

Up yours for the poster, and 5L for the tags! As an Arizona resident (where the temp has been over 100F for weeks) I can definitely relate!



fetching the mail -

TAGS: oblivious weather
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 31, 2014, 7:27 am
Thanks, Big O! This was inspired by a real life moment of stupidity! LOL!
GaryO - December 30, 2014, 6:56 pm

Dog Days -





TAGS: weather
Rating: 4.95/5

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TAGS: weather
Rating: 4.94/5

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TAGS: weather
Rating: 4.91/5

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Silverheart - June 14, 2015, 6:38 am

Nice! I literally laughed out loud, a rarity in web browsing. Keep up the good work!
mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:06 am
---choking on coffee---- OMFG!!!! ROTFL!!!!! That's soooo WRONG! Its hilarious!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!


TAGS: weather
Rating: 4.64/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2016, 12:17 pm
I'm with you, gramps.